"Welcome to the third trimester - the period of leg cramps, hemorrhoids, varicose veins, itchy skin, aches and pains, swelling, heartburn, indigestion and . . . your baby's arrival!"
Now, except for the "your baby's arrival" part, could they be any more discouraging is what I want to know! After further thought and depending on the answer, maybe I don't want to know. But here's what I want to tell you before the future they've outlined for us comes true: I've loved almost every minute so far. It's not that I haven't complained about aches and pains and nausea, but I think I've managed to keep my sense of humor about most of it, with your dad's help.
However, this is definitely a new trimester...
I've noticed these last couple weeks that you've grown stronger. I think you might grow up to be an ultimate fighting champ. You used to find one spot and bump me a little, but these days you'll kick and punch and bump me in three different places all at once, and hard! You don't joke around about it anymore, and it makes me wonder if you're unhappy with your living arrangements. But I still love it every time!! I've not grown tired of feeling and seeing you in there.
For about a month now, I've started grunting when I bend over, squat, try to get in a comfy position to sleep, maneuver my way off of the couch, and try to use my abs in any way to support myself. My abs, not that they were ever very strong, feel like they're trying to work in mud.
This last weekend, I discovered that shoes with laces are not my friends. As I struggled to lace and tie my boots, not only did I grunt when bending over, but it was an effort to reach and I couldn't breathe. I actually had to take a break after finishing up with the first boot. It was quite an ordeal! It's difficult realizing that things aren't as easy to do as they were just a month ago, that your body can't do what you want it to. I imagine, on a very small scale, that it's like someone taking your car keys away when you've been driving for 60 years of your life. Suddenly you just can't? It doesn't seem right.
Last week, I noticed that I was starting to waddle a little after I'd been sitting a while. I strongly believe that it was because of the shoes I was wearing and that it's way too soon to start that. So I'm going to make a conscious effort to put that waddling business off for a couple more months. Of course, I thought that about the grunting when it started, but I don't seem to be able to not grunt when completing what used to be simple acts of movement.
Three weeks ago, I did get a leg cramp at night that had me limping for two days, and it was definitely not something I could laugh about. I'm hoping that was an extreme and rare event, and that the leg cramps they talk about during the third trimester are not all like that. I've had others that were unpleasant but manageable, and I hope those are the norm.
So these are my big "complaints" so far. Here's hoping that my third trimester is as mild as the first and second and that I'm able to keep my sense of humor, even though this pregnancy has clearly kicked up a notch.