Super Snout

Your dad called me Super Snout a few days ago, because he thinks I have superhuman smelling abilities. Not true. I've always had a good smeller. It's just that lots of things I smell bother me now:

• Coffee


• Whiskey


• Hand Sanitizer


• Lotion


• Dog Food (more than usual)


• Cooked Hamburger


• Fabric Softener Sheets


• Spring Mix Lettuce (prewashed/precut)
  

I've started holding my breath when I open the refrigerator and the pantry, and I can hardly stand to walk into the cafeteria and teacher's lounge at lunch time. Way too many smells.

All these things make me nauseous, but to date, I still have not thrown up. However, the worst smell yet, the thing that nearly put me over the edge this morning, was somebody's bad coffee/peppery/breakfast breath. I walked right into it, and it nearly sent me running for the trash can. So beware... I smell what you've just eaten.